Robert Spande
Who am I?
A Movie
A Book
Some Music
Theory of Film Music
35W Bridge Collapse
 
     
 

I honestly have no idea.

Once upon a time, I wanted to be a film director.  But then, alas, I had the opportunity to work in the industry and I said to myself, no, this is not for me.  Nonetheless, during that time I made a short film, a supernatural "comedy," with my good buddy Rex Carter. 

The Deliverers is included here for your viewing pleasure.  It has special effects and music and even some acting. It's not wholly finished, but it's finished enough.

I never fostered illusions of becoming a musician.  Yet, somehow, I ended up with a slew of songs.  I think they have some merit.  There must be some people out there who will find at least some of them enjoyable.  Are you such a person?  Check the songs out, and find out. 

My current delusional aspiration is to become a novelist.  How exciting!

But, wait.  I have to write something first.  The something that I am presently writing is called The Born and the Made. The first chapters are posted here.  I have lots more written.  If you want to see more, then drop me an email below.  Be sure to include some way to get back to you or it will be a one way communication. 

How does Bob survive? you ask. 

To pay for things like my condo, food, and entertainment, I am a Police and Fire Dispatcher for the city of Minneapolis, MN. The job is terribly exciting, fighting crime and helping to put out fires.  I am far distant from the actual, physical fighting of the crime and the putting out of the fires, but closer than I ever thought I could bear to be.  I love it, and I am thankful for such a steady job in these dark times.

If you are super, impossibly rich, then please donate thousands, if not tens of thousands of dollars to me.  For everyone else it's free.  I hope there is some fun for you here.

Would you like to see a picture of my lovely daughters?  You would?  Fantastic!  Here is one:

Don't they look solemn and imposing?  Just so you don't get the wrong impression about their relative fun-lovingness, here is another picture, somewhat more representative of their true natures:

The taller one is called Isabel, and the less-tall one, Olivia.

Below you will find an email form, the detailed filling out of which will result in email communication between us, you and I.